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It's Time for some Football!!!

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Detroit Lions all-time Great Dan Orlovsky.  I think.  Maybe Mike McMahon.  I can't remember. It’s been a while since I’ve done this but it’s time to talk some LIONS FOOTBALL!!!  That’s Detroit Lions in case you were confused.  We got ourselves a new quarterback this year in first overall draft pick and SuperBowl participant Jared Goff, in which we traded our long time QB and first overall draft pick and playoff participant Matt Stafford.  I predict three wins.  The Lions also hauled in a bunch of draft picks in this deal and quite honestly it looks like the Lions kind of fleeced the Rams in this transaction, because for this deal to actually work for the Rams they have to win a SuperBowl with Matt Stafford… which they are definitely gonna do.  Look for the Rams to go 42-0 in this new 17 game season and win the SuperBowl by 700 points with Matt Stafford throwing sixty touchdown passes.  Stafford will then join Calvin Johnson in continuously dragging the Lions, and maybe even coax Ca

Ape vs Monster

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Ape vs Monster (2021) - The Asylum Years ago I used to review movies, actually review them.  Talk about nonsense like plot, character development, acting, atmosphere... movie stuff.  I don't do that anymore because it's too much work and nobody cares what I think.  Now I only occasionally talk about some  movie I saw, like my recent discussions about the Wrong movies.  That doesn't mean I've stopped watching movies, no sir... in fact I watched a crapload of this movies this weekend.  I'll even give you quick reviews of each of them.  Mortal Kombat - Really Shang Tsung... is that the best use of Goro's abilities?    Without Remorse - If you like Michael B. Jordan's body and hate Russians, you'll love this movie.  The Outside Story - If your girlfriend is Sonequa Martin-Green and she cheats on you, via making out with another woman, are you going to break up with her?  No... you will not.  Thus this movie is pointless.  Mitchells vs Machines - A robot

The Wrong Awards! Day Two!

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We missed you guys at the after party after the Day One celebration!  It was lit!  I think that's what the kids say.  But we have more awards to pass out on this glorious night at the extremely socially distanced Muncie Indiana amphitheater, so let's get to it! Best Blowing a Mother F@#ker Away Some people may think just because we believe Climate Change is a thing and that we think that Black Lives Matter too, that we are some kind of libtards.  Oh Hell No!  We own the libs!  We totally believe in a GOOD GUY WITH A GUN as long as they've had a common sense back ground check .   And we completely believe in a woman's God given 2nd Amendment right to grab her gun and BLOW A MOTHER F@#KER AWAY, after a mandatory seven day wait period .   But who blew a Mother F@#ker away the best?  Nominees please... Abby Blowing away The Wrong FiancĂ© Riley blowing away The Wrong Friend Emily Blowing away The Wrong Valentine Sandra blowing away The Wrong Mr. Right Charlotte blowing away

The Wrong Awards!

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 The First Annual and Last Annual Wrong Awards! Day One Folks, you don't watch 22 Wrong movies without fanfare, and this is what the Wrong Awards are all about!  Fare for the Fans!  So welcome to the Muncie Indiana Amphitheater for Day One of a two day spectacular event, where a select crowd of extremely socially distanced nominees are here to pay homage to our Queen, Vivica A. Fox, who made all of this happen, and to see who takes home the Wrong Statuette! But let's not Dilly Dally and get right down to it. The Best Jason Shane Scott Ill Fitting Shirt Award. Jason Shane Scott has been a stalwart participant in these movies ranging from hero to villain to victim, but due to what I can only assume are budget restraints, they simply can't find a shirt that can adequately fit this relatively average sized man.  But which shirt is the most Ill Fitting?  The nominees please... The Wrong Roommate The Wrong House Sitter The Wrong Teacher The Wrong Student The Wrong FiancĂ©e