Film Critics United

The Wrong Student A bit of a relief was The Wrong Student as we feared, based on the first two 'Wrongs' that we watched that all these movie would travel down the same path.  That being some cockamamie plan hatched along with a batshit insane accomplice.  Not this one my friends!  What we have here is a paint by numbers Fatal Attraction, and while some of the things are carried over from the previous 'Wrongs', for the most part we have a completely unique knock off thriller on our hands.  As in previous discussions, I will be telling you everything that happens in this movie.  Everything.   Today's grown ass woman playing a high school chick is Maddie (Evanne Friedman) and Maddie... is crazy.  So very crazy.  But also a brilliant criminal mastermind.  Maddie will survive this movie, albeit in the arms of the authorities but being young, pretty and white, and despite the fact she's committed a few homicides in this film an attempted a few more, with a decent lawy

The Wrong Child The Wrong-A-Thon continues on, this time with The Wrong Child.  In retrospect he's actually a grown ass man, but the Wrong Grown Ass Man just doesn't have that ring to it.  Or does it?  A word of warning, I'm gonna tell you everything that happens in this movie.  Everything. Eleven years ago, dude comes home from work, and we know he's not a good dude because he's wearing a wife beater.  Nobody decent wears one of those t-shirts.  Homeboy is a little hostile but to be honest, all he asks of his wife is that dinner be ready when he gets home because he hates drinking his beer on an empty stomach.  That doesn't seem all that unreasonable to me, and it's not like she has a job or anything so I don't know why dinner ain't ready.  She says words and stuff to explain why dinner isn't ready but at the end of the day, my man who works all day to put a roof over the heads of her and her bastard child (his words) is going hungry right now.

The Wrong Roommate Since me and Vivica Fox go way back, I'm talking that episode when she splashed down on The Fresh Prince which had me asking ' damn... who the hell is that? ' 30 years ago, I feel I owe it to her to start getting Wrong.  Not content to just show up in movies, Ms. Fox is making moves and stacking dollars, I guess, with her 'Wrong' series of movies which as of this point in time is 21 deep.  That's a lot of Wrong, and we are going to do our best to watch them all.  Hey Vivica!  If you happen to be reading this I have a couple Wrongs in the works for you, including The Wrong Stewardess and The Wrong Nurse, and my girl Lisa has already workshopped the hell out of The Wrong Barista!  Hit me back! Say hello to Laurie (Jessica Morris), who is trying to get her life together by teaching at the local U, and moving into her sister's house after breaking up with her fiancée Mark (William McNamara).  This Guy. Resting Mean Mug This cat looked mad all