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Butt Munching in Detroit.

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The man in the picture over there is apparently eating the butt of his lady friend.   This is made all the more disturbing as this act is taking place during the tailgate of a pre-season game of my team… the Detroit Lions.   I mean it’s bad enough being a Lions fan, but now we have to live this down.   However this article is less about the act of the butt munching itself, which we will admit is mighty peculiar, but more about how does this even come to pass? So your sitting in a parking lot before the game, getting ready to eat a couple of brats, down a couple of brews, and then… what?   Does your lady go “Hey… I’d really like it if you ate my butt right now”?   Is that how this went down?   And if she did ask, couldn’t the man just say “Baby, I’m gonna eat that butt like it’s a rib-eye… as soon as we get home”.   I think she’d be understanding.   Or maybe he lost a bet.   He bet his girl that the Tigers would cover the three run spread against the Brewers the previous night,