Film Critics United

Here's the exercise. Every day until Christmas we are going to do something that is diametrically opposed to everything I stand for, that being watching Lifetime movies.  and Hallmark movies.  And since it's the holiday season, we can count on Hallmark and Lifetime to funnel a crapload of overly sentimental Holiday themed movies our way that will certainly make one want to vomit.  With that in mind, we here at the retired FCU will proceed to watch one Christmas Movie a day, every day, for a whole month.  Not Rudolph or Charlie Brown or classics like the Grinch... no sir... we're talking movies with Danica McKellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kristin Davis and the like. Why?  Because we have nothing better to do with our time. The rating system is simple, as all movies will be judged on 1 to 5 vomits.  a 5-Vomit film means that movie hits all the typical stereotypes.  Constant lame holiday music throughout, tired plot, retread actors, and that little e...