Be a Fan of Totally Twisted Flix! Pleeeze....

Friends, Colleagues, Countrymen... this is your lucky day. People often ask me (not really) where they can catch my television show 'Totally Twisted Flix', the only TV Show in existence (to our knowledge) that only focuses on movies that are released Straight to DVD that is now in its THIRD season of production. The thing is not everyone subscribes to Dish Network which means they don't have Colours TV. And even those that do subscribe often don't make the journey all the way down to channel 9407 to watch this amazingly glorious television show. Well all of that is about to change. Kind of. In a way.

Introducing the Totally Twisted Flix Facebook Fanpage! Now this just isn't some randomly generated fanpage my friends, even though it may look that way, but as a Fan of Totally Twisted Flix not only will you be blessed with valuable clips lifted from the show featuring hard hitting reviews of important Straight to DVD movies... we're talking about life affirming films such as 'Ninja Cheerleaders' and 'The Watermelon Heist'... but fans of 'Totally Twisted Flix' will also get exclusive content that even those fifteen to twenty people who actually watch the show don't have access to. You know how you go to the club and see those jerkoffs behind the velvet ropes with the babes and the bodyguards? That's you now baby!

But wait... There's More! Also as a fan you will be automatically entered into drawings to receive valuable, valuable gifts and prizes! For instance our first giveaway will feature a DVD Player... crazy new tech I know... but it will also be bundled with the invaluable 5 twist flick... wait for it...

VAMPIRE ASSASSIN!!!

Maybe the worst movie ever made! You can't beat that with a stupid stick. In addition to the crazy new tech and terrible movie giveaways you might also score some Twisted schwag such as T-shirts, coffee mugs and all kins of cools stuff. Plus we listen to you. We have special shows that often air, like the Steven Seagal special or the Tony Todd / Lance Henricksen special. We've done shows featuring Straight to DVD sequels of theatrically released movies, action shows, zombie shows, hot babe shows, shows featuring good actors who have fallen to darkside of Straight to DVD... So if you have an idea for a special show or even have a movie that you feel we need to watch to put on a future show... let us know because we listen and we care. Heck, if you have a video camera and can halfway put a sentence together we might even put your video review on a show... but don't hold me to that... gotta talk to Encode Media Group to get the okay on that one, but if it was just up to me...

I know what you're thinking... How much is this huge amount of goodness going to cost me? Well, that's best part because it's FREAKING FREE!!! Unbelievable! So don't wait, become a fan NOW! If the phones are busy just keep trying! Your future awaits you.

Be a Fan Now!!!

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