Film Critics United

MEGABOA (2021) - The Asylum I could've started the year of 2022 and watched literally any movie I wanted.  Haven't seen the new Spiderman movie yet, could've risked my life in a theater and watched that, or that new James Bond movie is available, could've watched that, or even re-watch some of the greatest films ever made to start the year, like Road House or Tropic Thunder, but no...  I chose to start the year with MegaBoa.  MegaBoa.  Yep.  Megaboa. This is a tale of a bunch of grad students, taught by Professor Eric Roberts, dropped off at some remote island to look at stuff I can't remember, before being terrorized by a 60 ft. snake. Ignore that movie banner, because they say it's sixty feet in the movie, not fifty, not that I saw anyone take a tape measure to the beast.  First, let's take a look of at our principles in this instant classic. Tattoo Head He opens our movie by hunting wild boar in the woods, first one to see the MegaBoa and sees an immense...

A Chance for Christmas (2021) - Tubi And so our 2021 Romantic Holiday Movie watching season comes to end.  I think this year we watched about thirty of these, which means there over 110 movies that we didn't get to watch, which is absolutely bonkers.  Who has the time to watch over 140 Holiday movies in a two month span?  More importantly, who has the time to make over a 140 Holiday movies?  And, uh, if you guys are looking to take that number up to over 170 in 2022, hit me up... I have a few ideas. One of the things we got in 2021 was a bunch of new players tossing their hats in the Holiday Movie ring, including the distributor of today's film, Tubi.  The good thing about Tubi getting in the game is that you can watch this movie RIGHT NOW.  Don't need to pay for a subscription, don't need to wait for it come back around on whatever channel if you missed it, just need a semblance of an internet connection and you are in.  And dare I say for your zero-d...