God Bless the Internet.


It is because a movie that I recently watched called 'Angel of Death' that I got turned on to Crackle.com as "Angel of Death' started out life as a web series on their sight. This in turn directed me to their rather eclectic list of web shows including ‘Mommy XXX’, a reality show about a porn star trying to raise her kids amidst the always supportive world of adult entertainment. Outstanding. I’ve never heard of this particular porn star Demi Delia but I do see that she is relatively ancient for an adult actress… she’s 40+… a number which relevant to more than just her age… but I imagine this makes her ideal for a certain genre of porn flick, as her IMDB filmography list would suggest and includes what I’m sure will be an instant classic… 'I Came in your Mom'. Outstanding. Actually the show is pretty damn entertaining. I’m talking about ‘Mommy XXX’ here as I have not and have no intentions of watching ‘I Came in your Mom’. Seriously.

There are all kinds of wacky shows on this Cackle.com including one that has Bud Bundy playing a washed up actor. You really can’t beat that with a stick. There is so much ‘legitimate’ entertainment streaming on web from Hulu to Fear.Com and other free sites that if you’re lucky enough to have a VGA port on the back on your TV, as my new energy sucking plasma TV does, you almost don’t need a TV service. The only thing I watch on TV anyway is NFL Total Access, Sports Center and football games.

God Bless the Internet.

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