A Workplace Tragedy...


On Fridays, me an my colleague Lisa congregate early in the morning at our place of business to discuss the current days coming events, along with some gourmet Kuerig coffee and custom creamer, funds for the coffee and the creamer which we have paid for ourselves.  On this particular Friday morning, our creamer was stolen.  Not just one of the half used gourmet coffee creamers we had purchased, but both of them.  This a tragedy in the workplace unlike any I have ever seen... that don't include mass shootings. 

What kind of person does this kind of thing?  How black is one's soul that they feel the need to rip away what little joy one gets out of going to work every single day?

The following podcast, which normally would have been used to discuss the next episode of a WOOFF Fan Film, is instead one that features two people trying to sort out what kind of terrible world that we live in where these kinds of things happen, without regards to the victims.

If you take anything from this horrible, horrible act... as we know going in that you aren't this person, because a person that listens to WOOFF wouldn't even think of stealing someone's creamer... But all we ask is if you see this happening, if you witness a crime like this in progress... stop it.  Ask this person to think of the consequences of his or her actions and make sure that no one has to go through something like this in your workplace.

Note that the audio engineer, who will remain nameless, has overwritten the first four minutes of this diatribe, so we join, as they say, our scheduled program already in progress.

Creamer Bandit Podcast


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