Film Critics United

The Wrong Boy Next Door So John (Travis Burns) is the Wrong Boy Next Door, and also the Wrong Boy to try to get to wear a shirt, but his aversion to shirts is neither here nor there, at least as far as the narrative of this movie goes, but it is clearly everything as far as the heart as the movie goes.  But is John really the Wrong Boy Next Door?  What we propose here is that Katie (Calli Taylor) is actually the Wrong Girl Next Door to be living next to John, who is more or less the somewhat unstable boy next door who is getting a bad rap. Our film starts out with a young man in an empty house arguing with another man named Franklyn, played by Wrong stalwart Jason-Shane Scott, about how 'He's Out!', he says he can't do it anymore.  I'm not completely sure what this is all about or what he can't do anymore, but I know that Franklyn and this kid buys houses and flips them.  But I guess they do it illegally or something?  I'm unsure.  I do know that Franklyn i...

The Wrong Stepmother So I watch about two of these a week, I'd do more but I have a brain to maintain, and when I finally finish them up, which I hope to be sometime around May, assuming team Fox / DeCoteau don't make any more in the next few months, we're gonna give out our Wrong Awards.  I will have you know that in the category of Most KARAZAY, which will probably be the most prestigious of all of the awards, Cindy Busby's character of Maddie is going to be a tough one to beat. Not since Chris Klein have I seen so many glorious faces.  But we're only a third of the way through these and there have already been some fine contenders up to this point, with I'm sure more to come, but Maddie was taking it to another level. Note that Maddie has not achieved the title of Stepmother and is just a girlfriend hoping to be a stepmother.  And even though the team hasn't done The Wrong Girlfriend yet, I must assume they are saving that one for a very special occasion....

The Wrong Teacher All right then!  Got the most of the original Wrong crew back together again with Jessica Morris, Jason-Shane Scott, Eric Roberts, Dominique Swain and of course Ms. Vivica A. Fox in The Wrong Teacher.  Which is more The Wrong Student, but since we've used that one already, The Wrong Teacher it is.  Not that the title is completely off base because Charlotte (Morris), as an educator, isn't great. Our film opens with a woman (Swain) walking around her dark house in her lingerie, probably should put on a night gown or something, because she hears sounds.  Then she starts getting demanding texts from someone who she was obviously kicking it with, whom she wishes to kick with no more.  This person doesn't agree to this.  The woman walks around with her phone, hearing more sounds in her home because somebody's obviously in there, and I'm thinking this would be a good time to use the phones Dial Out feature to call the police, but it's not like s...