The Wrong Awards! Day Two!

We missed you guys at the after party after the Day One celebration!  It was lit!  I think that's what the kids say.  But we have more awards to pass out on this glorious night at the extremely socially distanced Muncie Indiana amphitheater, so let's get to it!

Best Blowing a Mother F@#ker Away

Some people may think just because we believe Climate Change is a thing and that we think that Black Lives Matter too, that we are some kind of libtards.  Oh Hell No!  We own the libs!  We totally believe in a GOOD GUY WITH A GUN as long as they've had a common sense back ground check.  And we completely believe in a woman's God given 2nd Amendment right to grab her gun and BLOW A MOTHER F@#KER AWAY, after a mandatory seven day wait period.  But who blew a Mother F@#ker away the best?  Nominees please...

Abby Blowing away
The Wrong Fiancé

Riley blowing away
The Wrong Friend

Emily Blowing away
The Wrong Valentine

Sandra blowing away
The Wrong Mr. Right

Charlotte blowing away that kid
she boned in the Wrong Teacher

Envelope please... And the winner is... 

RILEY FLAT BLASTING THE WRONG FRIEND!!!  Riley, who is a high school kid that for some reason keeps a loaded gun in her nightstand, was the easy winner here because Riley was the only shooter who had the good sense to empty the clip in a mother f@#ker.  Some of those people who got shot lived to see the next day.  Not the Wrong Friend... not the Wrong Friend.  Now I'm off to make fun of the sheeple who got the Vaccine!  Including myself.

Vvica's Best Wrong Job

We all know we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Vivica and her vision for all things Wrong, and while she only starred in a couple of these movies she produced, she was gainfully employed in all of them.  But which Vivica job was the best job?  The nominees please...

The Pimping Real
Estate mogul in The
Wrong Prince Charming

The Rape enabling Principle
in The Wrong Friend

The Editor / Bestie in
The Wrong Fiance

The Hardcore Cheer-
Leader Coach in The
Wrong Cheerleader Coach

The Sassy Homecare
worker in The Wrong
Crush

The Mean Advertising Boss in 
The Wrong Mommy

Envelope please... And the winner is...

Oh my goodness, This is unprecedented!  UNHINDGED some might even say!

ALL VIVICA'S WIN!!!  Even Vivica's who weren't nominated for anything!!!

Best Grown Ass Woman to play a High School Chick

Now the Wrong has gotten away from this trope in it's latest string of movies, now opting for actual ladies pretty close to being in high school playing high school chicks, but in the good ol' days, we could count on some twenty six year old playing a high chick and getting exploited for her trouble.  But who was the Best Grown Ass Woman playing a high school chick?  The nominees are....

Ivy Matheson as Emily
in The Wrong Tutor

Stevenna Jackson as Amy
in The Wrong Child

Evanne Friedman as Maddie
In The Wrong Student

Li Eubanks as Riley
in The Wrong Friend

Callie Taylor as Katie in
The Wrong Boy Next Door

Envelope please.  And the winner is...

STEVENNA JACKSON AS AMY FROM THE WRONG CHILD!!!  True enough, Amy was the least slutty of the nominees, not that we're slut shaming over here, but that's not why she won.  Yes, Stevanna is thirty, but that's not why she won either.  Stevenna won because it seems this role was the last thing she did as an actor, and this was in 2016.  We don't know why Stevenna stopped working since a woman who looks like her could probably get work on the regular, if she so chose, but we hope she is well wherever she is.  Stevanna could not be here to accept this award, because nobody knows where the hell she is right now.

Best Shirtless Dude Working Out

While the Wrong Movies might've strayed from exploiting grown ass woman as high school students, it never, ever strayed from showing us shirtless dudes.  Ever.  But hey, back in the day I believe the slogan for Lifetime was 'Lifetime... TV for Women'.... and dudes who like to watch shirtless guys work out.  I think that's how that went.  This was a tough one because there were so many in the nominee pool... so many.  So many.

David Meza as Rob, in
The Wrong Cheerleader

Jensen Atwood as Jessie, in The
Wrong Cheerleader Coach

Phillip McElroy as Chris
in The Wrong Teacher

Travis Burns as John from
The Wrong Boy Next Door

Jason Shane-Scott as Dominic from
The Wrong Student

            

Envelope Please...  And winner is....

Oh my Goodness!  It's an upset the kind of which we've never seen before!  UNHINGED even!  The winner is THIS GUY!

This is the Locksmith dude from The Wrong Wedding Planner!  And while we all thought Jason Shane was a lock for this award, a MASSIVE write-in campaign gave the victory to The Locksmith Guy!  There's bedlam in the auditorium!  Jason Shane has walked out, violence is spilling out in the aisles!  Oh the inhumanity!  Anyway, moving on to the final award of the ceremony...

The Best Craziest Wrong Villain

Best Picture, Best Musical, Album of the Year, Best person acting KARAZAY!  These are some of the most cherished artistic awards that a performer can hope to attain.  There are three kinds of Wrong villains.  The simple criminal, just out for money like the guy in The Wrong Cruise, the somewhat off kilter love sick puppy like the dude in The Wrong Stepfather, and then the complete whackadoodle who is who totally off their rocker.  That's who we are here to celebrate tonight.  The nominees are...

Name:  David - The Wrong Valentine

Body Count: Two

Crazy Source:  Mom's suicide

Goal:  Murder Suicide of his Half Sister who had the better life

Crazy moment:  Arguing with his gun

Fate:  Wounded and institutionalized

Name:  Joey - The Wrong Man

Body Count:  Two on screen, but Joey is a serial killer

Crazy Source: Mother abandonment

Goal:  Initially theft, ultimately the love of a family
Crazy Moment: Laying hands on Vivica A. Fox

Fate:  Blown away by Vivica A. Fox

Name:  Charles - The Wrong Real Estate Agent

Body Count: Two

Crazy Source:  From Birth

Goal: To get a girlfriend

Crazy Moment:  Repeatedly slapping himself in the face.

Fate: On the lam from the cops / Still squatting in the house

Name:  Maddie - The Wrong Stepmother

Body Count: Three, maybe more?

Crazy Source: Something having something to do with her mom

Goal:  She just wants a family

Crazy Moment:  Every time she was on screen

Fate: Completely free, whereabouts unknown

Name:  Mandy - The Wrong Wedding Planner

Body Count - Two

Crazy Source:  Her boyfriend broke up with her

Goal:  To Destroy!

Crazy Moment: Crawling in her ex's bed with a knife

Fate: Free.  Even attended the ex's wedding.  Chances are they are dead.

Before we announce the winner, we'd like to thank everyone who participated to make the show a reality, the committee, the nominees, the fans, Vivica A. Fox, but the envelope please....  And the winner is...

MADDIE FROM THE WRONG STEPMOTHER!!!  As played by the lovely Cindy Busby.  While there were some great crazies in the nomination pool, and Mandy from the Wrong Wedding Planner truly bought her crazy A+ Game, There was only, truly, one horse in this race.  From the first scene to the last scene, Maddie was scowling, stabbing, kidnapping, cackling and then stabbing some more.  This performance here is a master class on the ins and outs of being KARAZAY!  Best performance in the history of everything?  Who are we to say?  Other than yes, it is.

Thank you for joining us for the first annual and last annual Wrong awards my friends.  I would say, 'see you next time', but there won't be a next time because hopefully I'll find a job somewhere and have better things to do with my time.